Sopranos Ending

Let's just say Sopranos ends and T really is the salesman from last season.

I will:

1. Throw the TV out the window.
2. Stop calling myself a writer.
3. Leave NJ
4. Never eat pasta and gravy again.
5. Pull out my chest hair.

The Pitch-Striking Distance

Here's the story: Rogue cop on the trail of a serial killer

Sounds like Dirty Harry.

This one is different: new character, new city.

What city?

Wait for it.....wait for it.....Pittsburgh.

Pittsburgh? Christ. Dirty Harry in Pittsburgh?

No, he is a cop on boat.

Pittsburgh isn't on the ocean.

Pittsburgh is on a river. Three Rivers in fact.

Does he have a partner?

A woman.

Tyne Daily?

No, the chick from square pegs.

Genius, where do i sign?

The Third Man Musical

Some of the songs that I am working on:

Mind if I use that line in my next Western?

30 years under the Borgias

Cheap Novelettes

My Morning at Work

I have vision, and the rest of the world wears bifocals.

Tags I never use

Gorilla ice cream
Hitler's Birthday Party
I feel younger today
NBA
happy to be at work
free paris

Sometimes I feel like a third man dancing

"I never knew the old Vienna before the war with its Strauss music, its glamour and easy charm. Constantinople suited me better. I really got to know it in the classic period of the black market. We'd run anything if people wanted it enough and whom had the money to pay. Of course a situation like that does tempt amateurs but, well, umm, you know they can't stay the course like a professional."

Location shots in Vienna

The Printer

There is a person at work who likes to stand close to printer while it is working. They claim to hear the letters hitting the page-much like an old typewriter. I suppose this is possible, but then again this person wears sunglasses at work all day long-so THEY can't read her thoughts.