Things that go through my head during a 3 hour conference call

-if i were popeye, i'd eat a can of spinach and smash my phone
-three Punic Wars?
-if it were allowed, i'd all ready have 3 beers in me at work
-why do stupid people use the speakerphone when they are sitting in a public area
-if i were made of rubber, i'd wrap my arm around my neck and hang myself right now....